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Hello Visitor,

welcome to no-outlet.com: a compilation of random, poorly thought-out ideas strung together within a virtual dreamhouse, and that has a projected update interval of one month--or whenever; whichever comes first.
Maybe with the passage of time, the compilation of ideas will be a little less random and a little more thought-out, but for now it's just a desperate attempt to avoid eight dollars (a summable amount of money) from going to waste--unlike some other no-outlets that immediately come to mind.

No-outlet.com looks best at 1024x768 and up, and for the record, yes, all graphics were created in Microsoft Paint (on any Windows platform, that would be: Start menu, Programs, Accessories, Paint). If you have any questions or concerns feel free to direct such to either:

Julia at wilfordbrimley@no-outlet.com: finder of content, layerouter of pages, visionary of the ages.

or

Cow at senator@no-outlet.com: fixer of non-working things, maker of hurtful remarks, payer of eight dollars.


Signed, The Management.

Recent Renovations
(haha--get it?! It's funny because it's a floorplan!!)

03/13/04
Foyer(you are here)
Site info & update stuff.
Stage left you can take a meaningless quiz and subscribe to the mailing list.
Flesh-eating Zombies
No-outlet.com honors John Flamsteed, "Astronomer Royal."
Pool of Blood
Angst-ridden teen poem: Vampire. It's all about society.
Charming Outdoor Patio Area
Have your entire being decifered and picked apart by answering a few quick and easy questions; it's a personality test.
Huge Toilet Room
An open letter to Bob Drake, mayor of Beaverton, Oregon, from one Miss Julia Girardi, resident of Dekalb, Illinois.
Dangerous Metal Objects Room
Cow tells you something about Mercer: Mercer and the Kite.
Breakfast Nook
It's a messageboard.
Thermo-nuclear warhead
Under construction--ROFLES AND LOLS!!!
This will be something. Eventually.

| dangerous metal objects room | breakfast nook | thermo-nuclear warhead | pool of blood | foyer |
| charming outdoor patio area | huge toilet room | flesh-eating zombies | dog poop! (lol) | floorplan |